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[milesedgelord]

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MILES EDGEWORTH
@M.Edgeworth(35),Los Angeles.

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I WAS A: Chief Prosecutor of the city of Los Angeles.

I'M SKILLED IN: Legal advice, Organization, Administative tasks, Investigation, Chess.

I'M LOOKING FOR: Partnerships. Friendships.

ALSO, I'M: Looking to learn about the judicial system of this country.

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text: UN= zevran | I HAVE NO REGRETS

[agradecido]

[It starts with a picture of....well, this thing? Whatever that is.

(it's a vibrator. :B )]

You'll never guess what this is, my dear.

No regrets ever! This is perfect.

[milesedgelord]

It looks like a pendant. The design is rather elegant, don't you think? I dare say it's rather lovely.

: *

[agradecido]

[There's a looooooong pause, while the screen reads READ AT 9:51 AM

and then]

Well, you're certainly not my Bela.

[milesedgelord]

...No?

I don't think I know a Bela either. Did you send that to me erroneously?

I'm certain she'll love the gift.

[agradecido]

No? Admiral Isabela of Rivain and the Felicisima Armada?

She'll certainly love it once she figures out what it's for.

Charming woman. I'll have to introduce you sometime. However, I have no idea why that was sent to you?

[milesedgelord]

I stand corrected. I do know Isabela. She's a good drinking friend.

I don't know. I hear the network has been on the fritz lately.

Dare I ask? What is it for?

[agradecido]

I'll give you a hint: it's sold with a euphemistic name.

[milesedgelord]

A euphemism. It looks a bit like a bullet. Does it go in a gun?

[Close but no cigar.]

[agradecido]

[This guy is delightful.]

Haha! Hint two: they don't let you return it once it leaves the shop.

[milesedgelord]

[Why would something not be able to be returned?]

Did you get it on clearance? I mean yes it practical to buy things at a discounted rate sometimes, but if it a gift for someone you wished to impress, it seems a bit tacky.

But then again why would you boast about that? Isabela doesn't seem the type to be impressed by pragmatism.

[agradecido]

[Maker bless, it's like talking to Alistair.]

It was not on sale. But I've never known a shop to take items of a personal nature back for a refund.

[milesedgelord]

[Oh. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. That was embarrassing to know about Isabela. Though he doubts that she would care.]

Wouldn't it get lost up there?

[Yup. That was all he had to say.]

[agradecido]

[Give him a second to stop laughing. That's not how vaginas work, Miles.]

That's what the chain is for.

I feel like I should be apologizing.

[milesedgelord]

[What do you mean that it's not a wormhole that leads to another dimension?! Miles has never seen a vagina to save his life.]

...

So... Like a tampon?

Why would one want to brandish a sex toy on their body for all to see?

I don't understand.

[This conversation was getting less and less sexy as time went.]

NO, NEVER.

[agradecido]

You're sure you've met Isabela?

[milesedgelord]

Yes? A tall woman, olive complexion, blue scarf, lots of jewelry? Can hold her liquor.

Were you being rhetorical?

[agradecido]

The longer you know her, the more it makes sense. Believe me.

Pleased to meet you, I'm Zevran.

[milesedgelord]

I see...

The pleasure is mine, I'm Miles Edgeworth.

[agradecido]

I'm sure you will. She's quite charming, after all.