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[milesedgelord]

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MILES EDGEWORTH
@M.Edgeworth(35),Los Angeles.

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I WAS A: Chief Prosecutor of the city of Los Angeles.

I'M SKILLED IN: Legal advice, Organization, Administative tasks, Investigation, Chess.

I'M LOOKING FOR: Partnerships. Friendships.

ALSO, I'M: Looking to learn about the judicial system of this country.

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Comments

[agradecido]

[Maker bless, it's like talking to Alistair.]

It was not on sale. But I've never known a shop to take items of a personal nature back for a refund.

[milesedgelord]

[Oh. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. That was embarrassing to know about Isabela. Though he doubts that she would care.]

Wouldn't it get lost up there?

[Yup. That was all he had to say.]

[agradecido]

[Give him a second to stop laughing. That's not how vaginas work, Miles.]

That's what the chain is for.

I feel like I should be apologizing.

[milesedgelord]

[What do you mean that it's not a wormhole that leads to another dimension?! Miles has never seen a vagina to save his life.]

...

So... Like a tampon?

Why would one want to brandish a sex toy on their body for all to see?

I don't understand.

[This conversation was getting less and less sexy as time went.]

NO, NEVER.

[agradecido]

You're sure you've met Isabela?

[milesedgelord]

Yes? A tall woman, olive complexion, blue scarf, lots of jewelry? Can hold her liquor.

Were you being rhetorical?

[agradecido]

The longer you know her, the more it makes sense. Believe me.

Pleased to meet you, I'm Zevran.

[milesedgelord]

I see...

The pleasure is mine, I'm Miles Edgeworth.

[agradecido]

I'm sure you will. She's quite charming, after all.