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MILES EDGEWORTH
@M.Edgeworth(35),Los Angeles.

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I WAS A: Chief Prosecutor of the city of Los Angeles.

I'M SKILLED IN: Legal advice, Organization, Administative tasks, Investigation, Chess.

I'M LOOKING FOR: Partnerships. Friendships.

ALSO, I'M: Looking to learn about the judicial system of this country.

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[This guy is delightful.]

Haha! Hint two: they don't let you return it once it leaves the shop.

[Why would something not be able to be returned?]

Did you get it on clearance? I mean yes it practical to buy things at a discounted rate sometimes, but if it a gift for someone you wished to impress, it seems a bit tacky.

But then again why would you boast about that? Isabela doesn't seem the type to be impressed by pragmatism.

[Maker bless, it's like talking to Alistair.]

It was not on sale. But I've never known a shop to take items of a personal nature back for a refund.

[Oh. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. That was embarrassing to know about Isabela. Though he doubts that she would care.]

Wouldn't it get lost up there?

[Yup. That was all he had to say.]

[Give him a second to stop laughing. That's not how vaginas work, Miles.]

That's what the chain is for.

[What do you mean that it's not a wormhole that leads to another dimension?! Miles has never seen a vagina to save his life.]

...

So... Like a tampon?

Why would one want to brandish a sex toy on their body for all to see?

I don't understand.

[This conversation was getting less and less sexy as time went.]